ballsnatcher

Someone who grabs someone's balls unsuspectedly and without warning.

"That bitch Terry just grabbed my balls, fucking ballsnatcher."

by Terry Dowell Brown November 22, 2006

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012

ballsnacker

One who chews on the hairy ass nasty muffs of a sack that hangs between some dum guy's thighs, that don't know how to shave!

"Hey, Steve, you have a huge damn nose and you're a major ballsnacker! Shave them funbags!"

by jennafunbags November 27, 2007

Ballstache

A mustache for your balls.

Who wants a brazilian when you can have a ballstache?

by Erdmanstein February 28, 2011

ballscratcher

A golf player scratching the golfball for cleaner balls... And more precise shots..

"Either he is cheating, or he's one helluva ballscratcher!!!"

by Halvor Blindheim July 12, 2004

Ball Snatch

When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them

Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"

Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."

Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010

bullsnatch

Bullshit, only a little oxymoronic.

Dude, this is bullsnatch

by olso2102 April 12, 2007