Bakerized

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

by N1 November 07, 2005

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The Baker

A man who takes the privilege of a girl's (or girls') first cream pie.

That man must be a baker with that smile.

I am gonna go to the bakery today.

My boyfriend was the baker for me.

My mom says that she LOVES her baker! I want one too!

by xx69_Seth Rogen_69xx March 24, 2013

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Bakerized

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.

He really Bakerized that server rack.

by El Borracho27 December 16, 2008

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Bakers

Slang for Bakersfield, California

Ex. 1

"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."

Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019

Ex. 2

Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?

Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!

Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!

Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!

by ZXY&ABC May 07, 2020

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Bakerism

A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.

That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.

by floyd barber April 24, 2011

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