bakalana

Bakalana is a tall bum who stands 7 feet tall and wears glasses. He/She is daurk and hardly takes showers. He/She throughout the day hardly takes showers and chooses to complain about arbitrary things and topics

Person 1. What’s that stench🤢
Person 2. Must be a bakalana

by treetopmetop June 28, 2023

Baklak

A city in the region of South Singapore.

I flew to Baklak last month to visit my grandmother.

by Ahma October 17, 2006

Bakalar

The sudden or gradual malfunction of any electronic device of any shape, size or form due to the touch of a mystical hand

Me: Dude, he totaly Bakalared my iPhone.
Dude: What? how?
Me: donno, it just broke, guess I got the Bakalar hands
Dude: Damn, sucks man

by EpicXX June 15, 2010

BakaBaka

The pedo in denial', hentai hating, tentacle tramatized, ecchi lovin' baka in #animeone.

<Baka^ni> I would so do Shinobu-chan from Love Hina.. and you can't call me a pedo either for saying that.. seeing how Shinobu is around 18 yrs old now since the anime came out in 2000.

by fumofumo March 6, 2005

bakaland

my happy place…

marliegaysparklequeen22: i think i wanna go to bakaland

diamondcrust1: what is bakaland

marliegaysparklequeen22: my happy place😹😹

by marliegaysparklequeen22 January 20, 2022

bakaland

my happy place on jah no kizzy.

marlieinnitx: im going to bakaland.

bruhizzmaddy and diamondcrust1playz: where is bakaland?????🤭

marlieinnitx: m-m-my happy place..🥺😞

marlieinnitx when not at bakaland:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞🥺

marlieinnitx at bakaland: 😉🍆😂😂😂🤣😅😃😃😁😁😁😆😆

by marliegaysparklequeen22 May 16, 2022

blakalakastan

A rural area just outside of Pakistan

"Hey Jero, let's go to Blakalakastan."
"Hey Sadam, come see my new house in Blakalakastan."
"Osama my nuke's are in my basement, come pick them up in Blakalakastan."

by keiser December 27, 2007