bagpipped

Getting rubbed in the face by a ballsack and then getting a surprise dick shoved in your mouth.

Bro, I totally bagpipped this bitch last night.

by TonyNefLiz January 14, 2018

Bagpipe

With the woman in the doggy style position, her partner licks her anus. The partner then fingers the woman’s vagina with one hand and spreads her butt cheeks with the other. Creating the motions of playing a bagpipe.

I can’t wait to get bagpiped tonight.

He couldn’t wait to bagpipe his wife after work.

by Beaniebudie August 20, 2019

Bagpipe

When you blow air into someone’s face out of a bag you just shit in.

“I just bagpiped Quinn.. and he said there was debris.”

by Woooom April 20, 2018

bagpiping

the compression of a volcano vaporizer bag in the face of an unwilling party so that they may inadvertently inhale its contents while attempting to protest.

"meredith says she doesn't want to smoke...guess who's in for a bagpiping."

by interstellar peace confrence 69 March 27, 2007

bagpiping

where a person holds a mans penis in between there arms and chest and moves her arm back and forth while humming the tune of the scottish national anthem. at this point th reciever gets aids.

Bagpiping... not for me but cheers for the aids

by Rordogger March 13, 2010

bagpipe

Really annoying fat chick with a voice that can make your head explode. Mostly german.

"I can't stand Sarah and her stupid waffle!"
"Yes, she is such a bagpipe!

by relaxo-i June 26, 2007

bagpiping

when a woman with abnormally large breasts falls asleep on her side. in doing so, one tit falls under her armpit and rests. as the woman rolls over even more, she crushes the breast, which usually wakes her and causes her to let out a scream sounding like a bagpipe

girl 1: oh god my tit hurts so bad!

girl 2: why, what happened?

girl 1: well i accidentally started bagpiping last night and almost deflated my boob

by mad cunt2 January 19, 2009