Bagel

A fanfiction-y gay male pairing. Also used for gay male sex.

"Is that a DracoxHarry bagel you've got there?"

by Urtangurda January 09, 2009

Bagel

Slang term for a spliff; a large cigarette with cannabis inside.

"Pass the bagel."

by altmaker March 02, 2009

Bagel

The word Bagel is a slang term for a 10GBP wrap of Heroin in the UK.

I have just scored off of bill and he said hes only got a couple Bagels left, so if i was you i would see him quickly before he sells out.

by Sam T F October 08, 2008

Bagel

The word for "fuck" used by us kids when around adults.

1."Mother bagel! Why did you just throw that at my foot?"
2. person 1 "BAGEL!"
person 2 "What?"
person 1 " I lost my homework!"

by Anidur May 09, 2008

Bagel

a product used for managing male back hair

Fred used the bagel to manage his back hair.

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

Bagel

A common phrase used for a boy who likes to lick someones arse hole in an attempt to be everyones best friend!!! This is hence why a bagel looks like an arse hole!

'He is such a bagel that boy! I wish he'd stop licking my arse!!!'

by goon12393747 September 25, 2008

bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

by gnostic1 August 02, 2011