Banister Express 

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.

I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.

Banister Express by 90noslenj October 21, 2008

bannister test 

A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.

An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.

Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.

Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."

Jenny: "Sure thing"

Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'

Oli: "I knew it!"

bannister test by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008

Bankster 

(n.) A parasite that consumes its own kind for binary code with a total disregard for the moral, ethical,physical or spiritual survival of its species as a whole or the habitat that supports it.
An anomaly of nature.

Banksters are running the government... Fines by the Department of Justice against banksters are a Tax Write off -- so they rip off the nation collapsing the economy by betting on and orchestrating its collapse, get bailed out at the cost of taxpayer money (16 trillion plus) and hundreds of thousands foreclosures (Land Grab), Get found out and are fined Billions for stealing Trillions and then get to write off the settlement fines against their US taxes.

Bankster by Shimyaza November 11, 2014

Banister 

1. Receiving head (Having a girl suck your dick)

1. “Yo I need a bad bitch to gimme banister bro”

2. “Yo shawty got big banister son”

Banister by Gangcorp January 6, 2018

Bangster 

A person that ownes or operates a bank that is used for money laundry for the mafia.

Bangster is derived from the words:
1)Banker + 2) Gangster

1) Banker = A person employed by a bank, esp. as an executive or other official.

2) Gangster = The *real* gangsters are those behind organised crime; most notably the Mafia. Responsible for blackmarket trade, epsionage, organised beatings/assassinations, etc.

The bangster was put to jail after his bank collapsed.

Bangster by Bjorgolfur Thor August 4, 2009

Banistered 

To get ran over or knocked the hell out

E.J. banistered that little queer at football practice

Banistered by Big Marquell May 21, 2008

banskter 

1. unscrupulous money lenders that charge exorbitant interest rates and impose draconian terms towards loan repayment.

2. loan sharking

3. One how embraces 'asymmetrical risks---the lender must pledge substantial assets to secure the load beyond the value of the loan.

Those banskters want me to give my title to my car for a 600.00 loan; my car is worth 6500.00.

banskter by Island dweller February 23, 2013