Bacon

Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!

Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty

by JayTD November 28, 2009

Bacon

Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

by Nefarious! February 3, 2010

Bacon

The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"

"Bacon. Duh."

by afishypuss November 23, 2009

Bacon

n. A UK prison slang term. its an umbrella term for grasses (informants), nonces (pedophiles and rapists).

Prisoner 1: "Did you hear what Bob did today when the bacons were out in the C block exercise yard?

Prisoner 2: "No, what happened?"

Prisoner 1: "He threw the contents of his slops bucket out his window all over a group of them walking underneath."

Prisoner 2: "HAHAHAHAHA, serves them right the scum-filth-bastards that they are. They gonna stink for a week!!"

Or: "When that bacon 'Jimmy-the -grass' comes out of his cell for association today, plug him with this shank"

by IFFY January 26, 2015

Bacon

The main reason you are not a vegetarian

That bacon was so good I swear I could never be a vegetarian

by Jason da destroyer February 7, 2018

Bacon

1. An oppressed person or group.

2. The most oppressed and hated group on Roblox.

No more oppression! Rise up, all my Bacons rise up!

How did those team C Bacons win the game?

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. Such is the life...of a Bacon.

by FunRunner June 11, 2018

Bacon

The Best Food Ever.

Person 1: I haven't eaten in Days
Person 2: Have some Bacon
Person 1: Thats the Best Food ever!!

by I<3Bacon March 13, 2010