colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

Hawys Backlash

The severe backlash from sexual intercourse with an underage girl, mostly involving police and parents

dude did u see tom stone, he had epic hawys backlash!

by 145 January 21, 2009

backslang

taking away the first letrter of the word or 2 if they are not vowels and placing ava in the middlethen putting the first letter(s) back on when said fast is a easy and fun way to talk amongst your friends without being detected

havage lavago bravagit navagey havagows yavagour bavagum

by absolute mc June 16, 2004

Blue Water Backsplash

When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.

I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.

by roarrrrrr!r!r August 21, 2011

backslash

When a woman bends over on her knees exposing her vagina from behind and somebody licks it to pleasure her (Eats Her Out)

-Man I just backslashed this chick
-Dude that chick just leaned over the bed for some backslashing

by expertniggga whaaat September 29, 2005

Chinese Backsplash

A water stream shooting into one's rectum after a turd has plunged into the toilet. May sting.

'"Dude think I got aids from the chinese backsplash in that truckstop bathroom."

by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009

bathroom backlash

When someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc.

Co-Worker 1: Wow! Is the janitor on vacation this week? The bathroom on the first floor is a total mess.

Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.

by yowas August 4, 2009