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BabyPuncher1982

He totally doesn't punch babies.
"I don't punch babies and this is awesome!"
— BabyPuncher1982
by 7568ino February 19, 2024
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babygun

A gun that shoots babies…you will now become a parent
IM GONNA SHOOT YOU WITH THE BABYGUN
by Maisy🎸🎧👹 March 2, 2024
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babygun

A gun that shoots out babies! Simples hehe it’s in the name!
Let’s defeat the aliens! GRAB THE BABYGUN!
by Maisy🎸🎧👹 June 3, 2024
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babysinner

I mean, I mean --- babySITTER. Yeah... righhhhht. :P
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.
Hiring a babysinner may indeed be great for "getting some on da side" --- i.e., being permitted access to a second delectable vagina besides da one dat you'd previously dallied wif and consequently knocked up your children's mama --- but you might then hafta shell out even more funds for a "second-generation babysitter" --- i.e., someone to watch da offspring of da "original" paying-her-way-through-college hottie --- if you end up getting HER pregnant, as well.
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
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