King baby syndrome 

Baby man that has been cottled by his mama for too long, now he has an unrealistic view of life. Wants to be taken care of by a strong woman because he sits home and plays games all day while his girl goes to work

Ryan has king baby syndrome, he thinks the world is rainbows and fairytales. Someone please tell Ryan to get off his high horse and get a J O B

King baby syndrome by Aimee718 December 27, 2024

Baby cut syndrome 

When your self harm doesn't seem valid since it isn't deep enough. (Slang)

Sarah: I cut myself yet I don't think that's a problem. I mean they aren't that deep!
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome

Baby cut syndrome by Yipeers September 25, 2022

Baby born syndrome 

Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.

Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.

Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.

- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.

Baby born syndrome by TomGore May 21, 2009

baby boy syndrome 

A grown man that’s still attached to his mother’s nipple. Usually totally dependent on his mom. This adult male lives at home and / or is unable to make decisions without his mother’s approval.

I need a real man, not someone with baby boy syndrome!

baby boy syndrome by ChamberGirl February 6, 2018

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

Baby Dick Syndrome by safehammer November 29, 2006

baby carrot syndrome 

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

baby carrot syndrome by Imagine that October 5, 2016

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) 

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.

When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) by Babydickface November 20, 2010