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A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
by EpicScientician January 5, 2022
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Love Burrito

When it's too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.
"Did Zak bang you last night?"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"
by Zak Baggs August 31, 2013
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toasty burrito

when you can't get up for class in the morning. some people refer to this as their "spirit animal"
Mimi: Jade, you look like a such a toasty burrito right now, all wrapped up in your blankets.

Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!
by toastyburrito March 7, 2016
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Burrito Size Queen

Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isn’t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to “Size Queen” but for Burritos, “BSQ” for short.

This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.
Customer: Can I have some extra meat I’m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.

Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.

Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.
by DudeBro1979 May 26, 2020
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Beefy Crunch Burrito

The best fucking burrito Taco Bell has ever had, that they need to make a part of their permanent menu. Ground beef, cheese sauce, sour cream, rice, and Flamin' Hot Fritos. It's only served for a limited period of time when it's released.

Also known as BCB.
Dude: What'd you get from Taco Bell?
Bro: A fucking Beefy Crunch Burrito, what else?
by ChiGirl90 March 5, 2012
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Burrito Stomp

When one male is having anal with another male and then shits on his dick leading up to a grand finishing move of getting their dick stomped repeatedly.
I broke-up with my old boyfriend because I walked in on another man shitting on his dick, out of anger I stomped on his dick repeatedly and ran; He got Burrito Stomped.- NW, Aldini-thegreat, DG.
by aldini-thegreat September 24, 2016
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Burrig

The origin of the word is widely unknown, but popular sources suggest that it is a term used to describe the "Creeping Barrage".
Person 1: "Did you hear about the Creeping Burrig?"

Person 2: "What?"
by TheLordJesusTheSaviour April 11, 2018
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