brown bag 

when you and your fuck buddy are having an all night fuckfest and you finally hit her g-spot and the bitch shits on you from shear ecstacy. usually you will have to be in missionary or some other position that allows your satchel to be in the line of fire. basically a skid row of the balls.

damn bro, last night me and your mom were fucking so long and hard that i got the brown bag TWICE!

i finally brown bagged the noob yesterday.

brown bag by bigrayray September 3, 2008

Brown bag 

When a guy wipes back to front and tea bags his girlfriend/boyfriend. Also can be called a sack lunch

Gave my girl a brown bag sack lunch

Brown bag by Al upinnya March 8, 2024

Brown- bag 

Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.

Bro #1“Hey man, were you jerkin' it last night?”

Bro #2 “Yeah”

Bro #1“Why isn't there cum everywhere?”

Bro #2 “It's all good, I brown- bagged”

Brown- bag by ScrubLordTheGarish September 10, 2016

Brown Bag a Bitch 

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.

John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.

Brown Bag a Bitch by CaddyDan May 3, 2009

Brown Bag Flu 

A slang term for a hangover.

Originates from the brown bag that alcohol is placed in at liquor stores and the tendency to attribute a hangover to some sort of illness.

"Joe called in sick this morning"

"Man that fucker isn't sick he just has a case of brown bag flu"

Brown Bag Flu by ACRanger April 26, 2010

brown bag lunch 

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".

After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".

brown bag lunch by Dick Throbbington February 21, 2011

brown bag special

Lighter, glass tube, and piece of Chore Boy bought at convenience stores, used for smoking crack cocaine.

"I need the brown the brown bag special, please."

brown bag special by autumnfatale February 12, 2019