Branden

A butthole jerk and loves to annoy his siblings and is weird
I cleaned the basement why are you yelling at me branden
by Gfihvyjgg December 09, 2018
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Branden

he's a real-life ginger..... he is also a witch and kind of an asshole but his mom still kinda loves him for who he is. but shes also a little scared
need to turn your friend into a frog contact Branden
by borob October 30, 2019
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branden steineckert

branden steineckert owns you
by kiddlez June 23, 2005
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Branden Riley

everything a girl wants. hot body goes to fletcher and gets all the girls. anywhere he goes so do hot girls. likes to hang out and play soccer. dresses like a prep.
Branden Riley is the hottest and coolest guy ever
by Branden Riley November 25, 2008
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Brandens penis

Massive horse cock, will absolutely rip apart your ass hole
Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
by Girl that is hot December 08, 2018
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Branden Steineckert

Drummer for The Used,
The best drummer ever to exist, the best drummer in the world, the sexiest drummer ever.
Dude, that guy is SUCH a Branden Steineckert.
by ummmmm47 August 20, 2006
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Branden Grimm

Someone who drinks a lot of beer and is always a good time when he’s drunk! Can find them at any house party or bonfire drinking Busch light by the case. Also had a slightly above average pecker but will always leave you wanting more and wondering about what could have been. Also could find him with a Brandon Harris or a Tyler Reid.
Her #1: A Branden Grimm tore my ass up last night

Her #2 : What all happened?

Her #1: He tore my ass up for 45 seconds and passed out because he drank a case of Busch light!

Her #2: Damn girl me too! At least it was slightly average!

Her#1: Yeah it was pretty good to be honest!
by Branden grimm January 12, 2020
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