A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.
Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress.
Cody: "Did you just get off work?"
Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
Cody: "Did you just get off work?"
Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
by CBAM!!! December 14, 2011
Get the Boonesmug. The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.
You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
by Brian H July 27, 2005
Get the BooNmug. Noun. An unwanted erection of the male penis; causing discomfort, nervousness, an all around awkwardness, Often resulting in an uncomfortable situation. A boone is a relative to morning wood.
:Me and this girl were dancing at a club and I got a boone.
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
by Matthew Karl August 23, 2007
Get the Boonemug. Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game
by Savagedr.phil July 31, 2020
Get the Booningmug. 
One word. Beast. Always on top, in sex and all else. No one stops a Boone.
Also derived from the tight knit family gang derived in Texas.
Also derived from the tight knit family gang derived in Texas.
Don't mess with a Boone
by GODBOONE June 2, 2011
Get the Boonemug. When you are interacting with an individual about a certain topic and a nosey ass person intrudes and asks questions like "What are you guys talking about? Omg, who are you talking about?"
Person 1: Bruh the other Madison gave Jackson head
Person 2: Man you're kidding right? I heard she was giving Liam a handjob!
Person 3: Oooh what's going on? Fill me in on the details.
Person 1: Haha umm...we don't fuck with boons.
Person 2: Man you're kidding right? I heard she was giving Liam a handjob!
Person 3: Oooh what's going on? Fill me in on the details.
Person 1: Haha umm...we don't fuck with boons.
by macysmokesweed November 4, 2019
Get the Boonmug.