Boones

A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.
Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress.

Cody: "Did you just get off work?"

Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
by CBAM!!! December 08, 2011
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BooN

The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.

You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
by Brian H July 10, 2005
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Boone

Noun. An unwanted erection of the male penis; causing discomfort, nervousness, an all around awkwardness, Often resulting in an uncomfortable situation. A boone is a relative to morning wood.
:Me and this girl were dancing at a club and I got a boone.
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
by Matthew Karl August 20, 2007
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Booning

A deliberate delay of completing a necessary task at a slower rate than is necessary.
Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game
by Savagedr.phil August 01, 2020
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boone

to wish to cut ones knee caps
i want to boone you
by Fugu chad May 15, 2020
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Boone

One word. Beast. Always on top, in sex and all else. No one stops a Boone.

Also derived from the tight knit family gang derived in Texas.
Don't mess with a Boone
by GODBOONE May 09, 2011
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Boon

When you are interacting with an individual about a certain topic and a nosey ass person intrudes and asks questions like "What are you guys talking about? Omg, who are you talking about?"
Person 1: Bruh the other Madison gave Jackson head
Person 2: Man you're kidding right? I heard she was giving Liam a handjob!
Person 3: Oooh what's going on? Fill me in on the details.
Person 1: Haha umm...we don't fuck with boons.
by macysmokesweed November 04, 2019
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