Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

Bollock-conscious

Men in clothing that unashamedly displays the male equivalent of camel's toe; an unnecessary display of the outline of genetalia. Far too much information for a civilised audience.

In commenting upon a picture of 70s band Bay City Rollers: "I only remember them in tartan. In that pic they appear somewhat bollock-conscious. Not pleasing...."

by Controlled Magic November 23, 2017

Bollock Butchery

This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.

Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.

Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.

Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.

by Stoney69 August 1, 2019

bollock chops

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

bollock nout

a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.

or

a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.

kallum 1: you got anything on you
conor 2: nah bollock nout

by muph September 3, 2021

bollock fossy

a phrase that can be used in every scentence as a insult or as a complement ! Bollock Fossy is the best word in the word and was created in the best game in the world
"sup sexy Bollock Fossy " :)

Sup Andy .
Sup Tom
Your A Proper Bollock Fossy Face Andy
No Tom Your a Utter Bollock Fossy Face Yourself

by Thomas Jackson March 1, 2008