Barsh

If something is barsh, barshy or barshed then dependant on context the primary meaning would be that of something which ruined, foul or rotted up large.

Fred: 'Ah Clarke mate! Was given the foullest burg in the joint'
Shab: 'Mate that's barshy!

Little Jimmy: 'Fred ain't given my grinder back in time,'

Crackus McGee: 'What a proper barshman!'

Clartus: 'Monged handing my essay in yesterday'
Nanar: 'That's a bit of a barsh'

'I didn't hear a word Shabba was saying, he was chatting complete barsh!'

by Yayababa January 14, 2015

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

making bears

taking a shit

I think I need to go make bears before we go out, honey.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Sad Bears

A sympathetic response to someone else's unfortunate, but unsurprising, experience (particularly at UC Berkeley).

Originally coined by the University of California Marching Band.

"Damn. I forgot to submit my selfgrade for EE16A again."
"Sorry dude, Sad Bears"

"Aww, Sad Bears. Did you see the score? It looks like Cal lost Big Game again"

by I wont play the scale mr park! May 10, 2019

Death Bears

Death Bears are stuffed teddy bears and or other various stuffed animals that are left at a location where someone has died tragically - usually as the result of homicide. They are almost always affixed to a tree, utility pole, fence or street sign near or at the crime scene using nails, wire, twine, string, or ribbon.

Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.

Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.

"Man, I wish the city would send someone out to clean up all those Death Bears that were left on the corner last week after that gang-banger got smoked in a drive-by."

by E. Barlow August 20, 2013

Barsless

An adjective to describe someone who lacks bars.

Man, that kid Jack is so barsless.
Right? Everything he says is a miss.

by heatahman69 October 13, 2021

Fucked by bears

About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"

Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?

by Druglord Davis March 26, 2009