blond oboist

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.

Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist

by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015

blond amputee

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite

Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"

by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016

blond sanchez

The act of fingering a vagina and then wiping the vaginal fluid across the upper lip of the fingeree or any unsuspecting individual.

I fingered this chick in the bathroom, walked out and gave my friend an blond sanchez.

by snacko1 October 9, 2008

blond-lad-sexual

when you only fancy blond lads

only likin blond lads

by Corbo January 23, 2004

Blond Ingrate

That one idiot who uses the cheese grater the wrong way.

Incorrectly using the cheese grater.

"Stop being such a blond ingrate and turn the fucking cheese grater around."

by TheabsoluteShit February 15, 2015

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018