Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015

blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.

I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016

jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them

" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"

by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012

boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo

R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender

by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015

leg benders

Knees

-Originated from VG Cats

Man1: *smashes Man2 in the knees with a baseball bat*
Man2: "GAHH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!"

by Graham T C November 13, 2005

Blenderbus

A blenderbus is an imaginary place were things that are utter crap, ie small breasts, are metaphorically put. It is usually used as a sudden exclaimation when annoyed by something.

My little cock in a blenderbus!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

peaky blinders

louis tomlinson best era.. period

girl 1: “omg have you seen louis tomlinson with that peaky blinders haircut ??”
girl 2: “yes, he looks so hot.. i think that’s his best look”
girl 1: “SO TRUE BESTIE”

by DiAysha February 20, 2021