Bleed on my butter

We're someone bleeds on the others cum being period blood or cuts.

Jonathan: baby I'm horny
Karey: but baby it's my shark week
Jonathan: so you can bleed on my butter ;)

by Thecumspider July 29, 2022

bleed mode

(noun) A term originally coined by Lil' Wayne in reference to his affiliation with the Bloods Gang, "bleed mode" describes one's involvement in an action or pursuit in which one's crew or group of friends is participating.

We rolled up with most of the crew. Nobody messed with us while we were in bleed mode.

by trainermike August 7, 2011

bleed myself dry

Basically just willing to die or harm yourself for someone

Person 1: I'd bleed myself dry for you!

Person 1's partner: aww, really babe?
Person 1: yes, now let's have sex!

by Bustao99 January 12, 2022

bleed the weasel

Urinate, Take a piss, siphon the python, pee

Can you watch my drink for a minute, I just have to go and bleed the weasel.

by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

Bleed from the eyes

Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.

The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.

by Rawrface123456 December 2, 2010

Bleed JPID

To have a strong affiliation and love for all things JPID

“Hey man do you bleed JPID?”

“I bleed JPID”

”#bleedjpid”

by famousprophet February 29, 2020

bleed the block

a term of dirty south origin, bleeding the block is when you have sold all the drugs, gotten all the money, and done all there is to do for the night.

"Yo, I bled that block last night"

by Chris February 21, 2003