biffer

A place where one can take a shit/piss.

someone had explosive diarria all over the biffer

by nateandersen May 19, 2007

Biffer

A game played at camp Birch Trail that involves playing tag with flour filled sweat socks and whipped cream. The most awesome game in the world. Also used to refer to byproducts of said game.

My hair still has biffer in it!

by 69649856650 November 03, 2009

biffers ridge

that bit between your fanny and your anus, also known as a gooch

i licked her biffers ridge until she gushed all over my face

by naughty-ness September 28, 2009

Biffer sniffer

Someone who farts while bathing and bites the bubbles

That freaktard is a real biffer sniffer

by Dertwad March 28, 2016

Video Biffer

One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.

1. Urban is a real video biffer, sack him.

by urbankhaos May 09, 2003

biffer

Big fat fucking eye roll, often said in response to a lame comment, or anything regarding Crazy Kevin

Did you see the biffer Kevin just gave me?

by Bobs Johnson June 20, 2004

You fat biffer

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.

"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."

by davev July 03, 2005