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biffer

A place where one can take a shit/piss.
someone had explosive diarria all over the biffer
by nateandersen June 5, 2007
mugGet the biffermug.

Biffer

A game played at camp Birch Trail that involves playing tag with flour filled sweat socks and whipped cream. The most awesome game in the world. Also used to refer to byproducts of said game.
My hair still has biffer in it!
by 69649856650 November 3, 2009
mugGet the Biffermug.

biffers ridge

that bit between your fanny and your anus, also known as a gooch
i licked her biffers ridge until she gushed all over my face
by naughty-ness September 28, 2009
mugGet the biffers ridgemug.

Biffer sniffer

Someone who farts while bathing and bites the bubbles
That freaktard is a real biffer sniffer
by Dertwad July 5, 2016
mugGet the Biffer sniffermug.

Video Biffer

One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.
1. Urban is a real video biffer, sack him.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
mugGet the Video Biffermug.

biffer

Big fat fucking eye roll, often said in response to a lame comment, or anything regarding Crazy Kevin
Did you see the biffer Kevin just gave me?
by Bobs Johnson June 20, 2004
mugGet the biffermug.

You fat biffer

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.
"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."
by davev July 15, 2005
mugGet the You fat biffermug.

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