Bartcardi

A Baco with a lot more Bacardi.

I don't remember *anything* from last Saturday night, maybe I drinked too much Bartcardi's.

by 5stardictionary December 3, 2011

Hannibal Barca

The greatest military tactician in history, and general of the Carthaginian armies in both Punic Wars against Rome.

Inventor of the pincers movement, pioneered in the Battle of Cannae (216BC), the greatest defeat in Roman military history, and the third of his three great victories over Roman forces (following River Trebia in 218BC and Lake Trasimene in 217BC).

The Carthaginian empire spanned from Tunisia (where Carthage is) through Libya and most of North Africa, Spain, Mallorca, Corsica, Sicily, and Sardinia.

His name also inspired the name of the city of Barcelona, which was once part of the Carthaginian empire.

Alexander the Great may have had the numbers and the massive empire, but Hannibal Barca had the tactics, the better cavalry and ELEPHANTS!!!

by OD Smith August 23, 2007

Soggy Batcave

When you blow a load in a chicks ass, therefore she reveives a "Soggy Batcave".

Yo Torg, I totally just fucking blew the hugest nut in some ratchet's ass hole.

Ohh word man you totally gave her a Soggy Batcave!! Crunnnccchhhyyy

by Greymoo June 6, 2013

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

by iransan August 3, 2011

International Baccalaureate

A hardcore program that leads its students into a downward spiral of depression, drugs, sex, and prositution.

international baccalaureate student 1:IB is making me slip into depression.
ib student 1: extrmely slowly
ib student 1:i bet by senior year im gonna be on drugs.
ib student 2:lol
ib student 2:awh
ib student 2: its okay
ib student 3: lol awh billy
ib student 1: im gonna run to ms.dubya's office tomorrow and like collapse on her floor and beg for mercy

by ambiemouse February 23, 2009

bacardi 151

a one way ticket to the toilet, the hospital, or your deathbed. The majority of people won't even smell it, let alone drink it. If you like to enjoy your night slowly progressing from sober to buzzed to drunk, this is NOT your drink. If you want to help get the chick sitting on the couch into your bedroom, this is NOT the drink to use. If you want to showoff and think your a total badass, this is NOT your drink.

However, if you like to get very hammered, very quick, and for less money then most any name brand liquor, this is the drink for you. If you want to put that chick sitting on the couch over the toilet before you can even begin to spit your game, this is the drink to use. If your another hot-shot teen and want to think hair is being pulled out of your chest, and that your mister king of all liquors because you drink fire water, then this is probably your drink of choice. Believe me when I say this stuff will turn you into an old man with haste. However, I think it's a lot more badass to drink your friends under the table with a less harsh alcohol such as Jose Cuervo or Jack Daniels, because then everybody's willing to join in on the fun.

To be honest, about the only time consuming 151 becomes a social activity is when you light shit on fire with it. It's more expensive then lighter fluid, but it burns longer and smells a bit better. I highly advise NOT to do this though. If the bottle catches on fire, you'll probably be like me and won't notice until your countertop is on fire because the bottle got spilled.

If you still choose to drink it, simply because you like to, then more power to you! I command a lot more respect for you then these hot-shot teens who think drinking 151 and everclear makes them awesome. There's some good tasting stuff in there if you haven't burnt your taste buds off yet.

Bacardi 151 is good for three things...showing how badass you aren't, lighting shit on fire, and guaranteeing you'll be waking up wondering where you are and why there's a dick on your face. However, if your smashed enough to ignore the fumes that linger in your throat, it actually tastes VERY good.

by maniacmechanic July 23, 2007

batcave entrance

A vehicle entrance to a facility that is obscure and infrequently used. Often the only people who know of this entrance are the employees who work there. Golf courses, farms, industrial parks, sports facilities and outdoor museums often have batcave entrances. Management often frowns on use of this entrance. This term is inspired by the "Batman" TV series from the 1960's. In that program, the entrance to the Batcave was down a little-used dirt road that was blocked at one end by a fake wooden barrier.

My boss told me I had better not be late again, so I had to use the batcave entrance to get to the office on time.

by Led Zeppole October 30, 2003