baptize your passenger

When a girl rides on the passenger seat of a motorcycle with a short skirt and no panties, preferrably wet.

Do you want to baptize my passenger?

Can I baptize your passenger?

by speckokecko September 05, 2023

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 13, 2019

Baptized

When someone out-done's someone else

yooo that kid just got baptized

by zuuk1 February 16, 2022

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022