birth my food baby

Taking a shit.

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.

by bazukanuka September 29, 2017

Food Baby

The effect of eating so much that your stomach resembles a pregnant woman's.

"Wow I'm full, look at my Food Baby."
"Gee that burrito really gave me a Food Baby."
"Dude I got to go I'm about to give birth to my Food Baby."

by NateDoggville August 10, 2009

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016

birth a food baby

Defecation after a particularly large feast.

Man I really have to birth a food baby after all that food!

by anniethedog December 4, 2014

Aborting the Food Baby

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.

Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

by toopher2000 January 18, 2009

food baby

When a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.

In the movie Juno:

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?

by udrocks March 25, 2008

Food Baby

the feeling of being uncomfortably full, like you're about to burst and vomit, after committing gluttony.

Josh: I'm so excited about Thanksgiving dinner! The food is the best thing that has ever graced my mouth!

30 minutes after eating Thanksgiving dinner....

Josh: dude, my stomach hurts. I feel like shit.

Jaime: I told you not to gorge on 5 plates of food or you'll have a food baby!

by LeeFour November 9, 2007