H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

by bing sing February 16, 2018

B.H. Cat and Mouse

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.

I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

C.P.A.B.H

also; Can't Pee Anywhere But Home

i cant piss there! Im a C.A.P.B.H.

by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004

b.h.

grandma friendly abbreviation for "butthole"

cover your b.h., we're going to the flea market.

by sarah f. September 13, 2008

B & H

Short for "black and hairy". A description of a hirsute man with black hair.

Check out Alan. He sure is B & H.

by stauffenator October 25, 2009

b h

Be h. "Be honest." It's for people who abbrev everything.

Also: G2G (Urban Dictionary will tell you it's "got to go," but really "get together," have an h2h, sesh session, competitsh (obvi), pretty much everything with -tion at the end of it...

God, is it even English anymore?

"I really like my combover."

"I'm gonna b h with you, your opinion doesn't matter."

by Banandito June 18, 2014

playback's a b***h

What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.

Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!

by QuacksO March 12, 2017