Baensch

a nice way to say bitch

Megan, You such a baensch, or hey baensch get me a beer; Or that baensch don't know how to paint her nails.

by Megan J July 17, 2009

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Baenus

It is the area of a man's body located between the balls and the anus. Likened to the chode, or taint; and more affectionately referred to as "the gooch". This area becomes a baenus when it is protruding. Such protrusions can result from lack of sack, or the overall inability to maintain any semblance of testicular fortitude.

His baenus is so swollen because his woman won't let him out of the house....and he won't tell her otherwise.

by AGallonOfMilk October 17, 2010

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Baenot

A 'Baenot' is a person who you previously referred to as 'bae'. So, if something happened to damage that relationship, you would from then on resort to referring to them as the 'baenot'.
This could also be a word used instead of sarcastically saying 'oh look, here comes the bae' ... 'not'. However, it is most commonly used to refer to an 'ex-bae'

Aaron: Oh look Regina, here comes the bae
Regina: OMG Aaron, don't you mean the Baenot? I haven't spoken to Cady since she frickin got me run over by a bus.

by Mililey Trescot-Stewart April 18, 2015

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baennisball

The two player driveway game of baseball with a tennis ball; all MLB baseball rules apply with the exception of a tennis ball being used instead of a baseball.

In the game of baennisball, 1st base, 3rd base, and the home run fence will vary depending on the driveway and corresponding features of the property.

by Dutch, Billy, Dillon September 12, 2007