Alonism

One who is extremely weird in nature and behaviour.

That guy from school, Loni, is so fucking weird, I think he suffers from alonism.

by Nigerian Hair February 21, 2009

Adonis

The name of Greek goddess Aphrodite's male lover, who was a great and handsome hunter until a boar killed him. She turned him into a rose to remember him.
It is the one male name that will guarantee a very vain, extremely hot, and exceedingly pompous son. No-one will take him seriously, he will be called gay, and he will be made fun of until he's twenty and becomes hot. Use with caution.

"Hi, I'm Adonis. "
"Aha. That's funny."
"No, that's really my name."
"Oh."

by andrea_33304 December 27, 2009

adonisssss

a catchphrase from popular Self Improvement YouTuber Hamza (@HamzaAhmed97), who uses it to segway into the introduction to the 'ideal man', the polar opposite to a 'Geoffrey', a weak man.

just like... Adonisssss. Adonis is the ideal man, he meditates and has the focus of a monk. He enters a deep work flow with ease, and is entirely devoted to his true masculine purpose. Adonis has an impeccable physique, the product of countless hours in the gym, and the ladies LOVE it.

by averagehamzaenjoyer February 27, 2023

Adonis

Adonis is king. Adonis is God. Adonis is life. Adonis is everything.

Bobby: "Adonis detected. I believe there is a brother amougus."
Adonis: "Your Adonis senses are misfiring. My Jeffrey senses are buzzing."
Jeff: "Yes Almighty Adonis, my king, you are always correct."

by Adonis' Dad June 21, 2022

adonislovr

A very cool person. They love adonis as all should. They think adonis is the best enstar (which he is). Overall a very lovely person that you should like too.

adonislovr is sooooo cool!

by Peepeefart69420 June 23, 2021

Aronismen

Aron är Gud, och myrorna är de andra 71,11% av Anka och Skapelse.

docs.google.com/document/d/13mJUlipQXbMru3POOG9jJzDHWCJlFQKz0-wxXJYRqcI/edit?usp=sharing

Aron = Gud

Aronismen = Hans följare

by Arons prostak October 18, 2022

Luke Aronis

a cotton headed ninny muggins

That guy is Luke Aronis!

by Young Jamal January 16, 2017