When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.
by Reddit0r February 8, 2013
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Person 1: Do you know Ayslind?
Person 2: Yeah, she is an amazing person. You should become friends with her.
Person 1: Mabey I should.
Person 2: Yeah, she is an amazing person. You should become friends with her.
Person 1: Mabey I should.
by Ms. McNuggets June 3, 2018
Get the ayslind mug.She is a person who fangirls alot. The most kindest person you will meet. She may act strong and hard but she soft and loveable.
by wowzars April 4, 2020
Get the ayslinn mug.A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.
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Get the assflogger mug.The slang term for the clothing worn by an MMA-wannabe or "bad-ass" wannabe. Usually a cheap cotton t-shirt or jeans marked with screen-printed skulls, crosses, or other design typically associated with the "biking culture". Term is a combination off the term "asshole" and "Affliction", which was one of the popular clothing lines sporting these designs. Also a slang term for clothing that at one time was trendy, but has become too commonplace to be a true fashion statement.
That guy over there wearing the Assfliction shirt, yeah, the wannabe MMA tough guy who's too much of a pretty boy to have ever seen, much less been, in a fight.
by Leucifer1976 November 17, 2011
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