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North African Bridge

When 2 adults male dock (like in the therm Penis Docking) a Merguez Sausage from both ends. The results is a North African Bridge.
Dude 1 : "Hey man ! Look at those delicious spicy merguez sausage I bought from the store down the street !
Dude 2 : "Wow man, we should dock it from both ends and create a magnificent North African Bridge for everyone to

see! "
Dude 1 : "Of course bro ! Why do you think I bought them ! "
North African Bridge by Swissaim February 22, 2018

African Time 

Similar to International Time, African Time is when one says they will arrive at a certain time, but arrive much later.

It should be noted that almost every African (on both the leaving and receiving end) does this. So, if one does actually arrive on "American time," don't be surprised if a party is still getting set up, a person is still getting ready, etc etc.
Guests arrive at an African party at 9 p.m. when the invite said 6:30.

Wedding invite says, "Note: There will be no African Time at this ceremony. It will start promptly."

You arrive at a party on time (craziness!) and half the food isn't done, the hostess is still in her cooking clothes, etc.

Scraps For Africa 

A non profit charity started in 2010.
Feeds people.
Funded by donation.
Great cause.
Pretty girls love people who are caring
Good to put in resume.
Started by two high school students.

Celebrities love this charity and are heavy donaters. It makes you look cool if you take part in this cause
Dave: "Hey man you wanna go do drugs after school?"
Barack: "Nah bro, I'm gonna go volunteer for Scraps For Africa!"

Lottery: "Well ma'am, what charity would you like to donate all of this money to?"
Pretty Lady: "SCRAPS FOR AFRICA DUDE!"

Tupac: "Ay yo fatass, you need to quit eating so much shit and donate to Scraps For Africa"
Biggie: "Man shut up! Nigga I donate anyways, I endorse that shit dog!"

Brangelina: "Hey, instead of adopting all of Africa, lets just donate to Scraps For Africa!"
Tom Cruise: "I WANNA DONATE TOO!!!!!!!"

Africana Grande 

Ariana Grande's true form. Ariana is a black melanin goddess but the media constantly mistakes her for an Italian girl.
She is more commonly known as Africana Grande or Africana Grenada.
Did you hear Ariana Grande's new song 7 rings?
Who? Oh, you mean Africana Grande. Yes, I love that song, she's my fav rapper.
Africana Grande by SKINNYLANDIAN February 28, 2019

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother 

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto 

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."