Greased axle

When you are having sexual intercourse and you quickly pull out and pour motor oil on your erect penis. Then you lay down, throw the woman (preferably drunk) on top of you, penetrate her, and spin her around until she vomits.

John: yo the party was crazy last night bro!

Mark: i no i was there!..i found jess in the garage and gave her the greased axle!

John: sickkkkk!

by Fredmike April 13, 2009

Broken Axle

When you keep going after one of your limbs gives out or cramps up during sex.

She said I was the best she ever had even though I had a broken axle the whole time.

by Rshrsh July 26, 2014

wrapped around the axle

To be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. Imagine driving a car over a wire fence. The fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.

This network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.

by MarkfromIL April 21, 2006

broken axle

when you are walking and get "flat tired" (When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.)behind your knee instead of your foot, with a fist!

First my friend flat tired me then she gave me a broken axle!I fell face first because that bitch!

by broken axle June 23, 2008

wrapped around the axle

To be extremey or overly upset.

"Jordan is wrapped around the axle because he has to sit on the bench during the game."

by MIL April 12, 2006

get my axle greased

getting your dick sucked.

Hey Man, I'm about to go get my axle greased. You up for it?

by RichardPetty October 24, 2008

Wrapped around the axle

The extant definitions are good; however, no one, so far, has mentioned the origin of the phrase. Here is is, based on a number of years associating with over the road drivers – and a couple of summers running moonshine down the mountains of North Carolina. In the mid-20th century, police would put two rubber hoses, connected to a sensor, across a highway. Speeders triggered the sensor based on how quickly they crossed both hoses. Truckers, often trying to make a living despite the regulations on speed, hated what they called whammys. A clever trucker knew that if he applied the trailer's brakes at the right moment and then released them, he could rip the hoses from the roadway and "wrap them around the axle" of the tractor-trailer.

"I popped that whammy and wrapped around the axle – nearly ripped the box out'a that smokey's front seat."

by BusyGuyInPTC August 4, 2019