Toyota Avalon

The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.

Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."

While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.

Rob is almost 40, it's time he gets a Toyota Avalon, so he can be a true Baller.

by Hey Pocky Way April 6, 2009

Mexican Avalanche

To ejaculate in a woman's hair and then throw her down a flight of stairs.

"That chick took the Mexican Avalanche like a pro-skier." or "I Mexican Avalanched her twice and she still came back for more."

by Big Deezy February 21, 2003

snowflake avalanche

What happens when snowflakes are underestimated.

The Women's March was a snowflake avalanche.

by FactualObserver February 9, 2017

avalynn

Avalynn is a beautiful spunky girl! She will often be different but always in a good way! They always have the beautiful British or Australian accents, and although Avalynn may often be confused for a girly name Avalynn will be a brunette brown eyed girl that loves casual jeans and a formal yet comfy shirt! She will always hold a special place for sports in her heart. But most most of all she loves her friends she loves her family and Avalynn is AWESOME!

Hey look there goes Avalynn she's so nice!

by soph_haus October 18, 2015

Alaskan Avalanche

When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow

Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking

by mik297 September 22, 2009

Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

Bust down Rollie Avalanch

A Rolex watch covered in Diamonds with an ex that is not as extravagant as your current girlfriend.

Bust down Rollie Avalanch, yeah my old B***h Average, this my first time rappin it, I might go retarded, s**t Bentley coupe, I'm dashin' it Stand on my money, I'm tall as s**t Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid" Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid".

by The Black Plato June 18, 2022