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autoerotic asphyxiation

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.
That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.
by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003
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autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

choking yourself while having sex with a dead animal of the same gender while setting it on fire.
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Sick people engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality.
by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008
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Autodocumentism

Autodocumentism (in Dutch: Autodocumentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two Gods (duotheism) founded in the Netherlands by the people of Flabber. The two Gods are Jeremy Clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and David Attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.
I saw the face of Jeremy Clarkson in the bird droppings on the windshield of my V8 Vantage when I suddenly heard David Attenborough's voice saying: Autodocumentism!
by Kees Rampage February 14, 2008
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Autopederast

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.
Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"
by Link January 21, 2005
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autodepenile sodomization

The act of removing ones own penis and placing it into ones own asshole. (The testicles are optional)
1. Oh My god BS69 just Autodepenile sodomized himself.
2. Did you hear about Luke, he committed the terrible act of autodepenile sodomization.
by Bawa Dilbag June 11, 2008
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Autodafe (auto.da.fe)

Auto - da - fe
Auto de fé in medieval Spanish (and in Portuguese) means "act of faith". The phrase is used most frequently in English in its alternative Portuguese form auto-da-fé.

In the popular imagination, "auto-da-fé" has come to refer to burning at the stake for heresy.

( This is an answer for those of you who were looking for the " autodafe " to understand a bit more of The Mars Volta 's lyrics. )

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"Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe (auto.da.fe)
A capulary hint of red"

"Mel Brooks' movie History of the World, Part I (1981) featured a passage set in the Spanish Inquisition Torquemada (Brooks) had the following musical exchange with his monks:

-Auto Da Fé, what's an Auto Da Fé?

-It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway!"
by Smawrt June 12, 2009
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Autodesk

Kick ass maker of AutoCad (architectural program), Revit (another archi program), and other hot shits.
From Wayne: I spent all afternoon playing Autocad (Autodesk software), and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
by HateMainstreamMusic April 16, 2008
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