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Athletic Teabagging

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.
Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.
by Tie Fan July 31, 2010
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athletic

Body type characterized by a lean, sinewy, muscular physique (NOT scrawny, but not muscle-bound like a bodybuilders' or obese). Despite the name, many non-athletes have athletically shaped bodies due simply to a healthy lifestyle.
Jerry isnt a total fitness freak, but he has a sculpted, athletic body.
by Greg Haz October 30, 2007
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Athletic Kid

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.
Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)
by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020
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deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual
Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17
by Jc071184 March 22, 2017
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Mirroring athleticism

The act of being able to see something athletic done, then having the ability to mirror it perfectly or close to perfect. With little to no practice.
Brady lacked the mirroring athleticism to play basketball or lift weights like his coach showed him.
by Jacob T’s vault December 8, 2020
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athleticism

The art of neglecting fat kids.
Dodgeball, Tag, and Movement are all prime examples of athleticism.
by dodgeball equals life February 23, 2008
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oakland athletics

A team that claims the title of 3rd most World series wins and 2nd most world series appearances. Anyone who actually knows anything about baseball knows who the A's are. The A's have a bad tendency of being a farm team and trading off all of their good players, which in effect, makes them "suck" or so everyone believes. Most Giants fans were A's fans at one point, but because all of the fags in San Fransisco are fairweather fans they switched across the bay bridge when the Giants won the world series once in 2010. The A's have a long-lived rivalry with the New York Yankees and have always been second best. The A's originally started in Philadelphia, moving to Kansas City, then finally Oakland. Rumors state the A's could be moving to San Jose.
The Oakland Athletics squashed the Giants in the '89 World series at AT&T park 4 games to 0.
by GammehNumNumz February 28, 2011
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