autosexual

Someone who is attracted to only them self

Oh man, im so attracted to my self! im such an autosexual. i wanna fuck my self tonight

by Yazuken January 10, 2004

autosexual

Someone who rather masterbate then have sex

I heard he couldn't get it up, because he's a autosexual

by Ajay Graham October 9, 2007

Autosexual

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.

I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

astrosexual

1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.

1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!

2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*

by Mark H September 16, 2004

Autosexual

Being attracted to yourself. In a nutshell, narcissism.

"I'm autosexual. That means I'm attracted to myself."
'Well, that just sounds like narcissism with extra steps.'

by Mechallavia Bach July 17, 2017

Autosexual

Someone who has sexual attraction to modes of transportation. This can include: Automobiles, Bicycles and other stamina driven devices, and even Aircrafts such as Planes and Helicopters.

Jose: "John is a little too into cars, What do you think?"

Michael: "He might be an Autosexual, maybe we should ask."
Jose: "Maybe."

by World Renowned Retard March 16, 2021

Autosexual

The hard on you get from looking at a hot car

I'm autosexual so what that muffler do?

by KitKittenKatKate June 3, 2018