Auntie Crabs

Medicine applied to Protect someone's pubes regional from crabs.

I had a bad itch on my balls, bring me Auntie Crabs,

by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009

auntie carleen

Protects all of the kiddos and drinks vodka. Steals her daughter’s clothes and loves pineapples( only when soaked in vodka)

Yasssssss she’s such an auntie carleen!!

by Gorvin June 10, 2018

Auntie Collins

A woman who actively discriminates against, demotes, or otherwise disregards other women. Named after Senator Susan Collins who voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court despite a widely-held nonpartisan belief that he will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and despite numerous allegations of sexual assault against women. Derived from the expression Uncle Tom.

My boss pays her male employees more than her female employees; she's such an Auntie Collins.

by Clarence Mudd October 5, 2018

Social Auntie

A close female friend that takes on the role of "Aunt" to your children.

Jay: Kara sit next to your Aunt

Kara: She's not my Aunt

Jay: Whatever Kara, she is your Social Auntie sit your ass down

by jayne8891 September 24, 2013

rez auntie

Beautiful indigenous women

Damn that’s one fine rez auntie

by Tipiskaw March 16, 2022

Auntie

An auntie is that one person who's blessed to have a sibling who gave birth. These aunties tend to be better than the mom's because they can give them back anytime they'd like and have a magical bond that allows the niece/nephew to trust the auntie and tell them anything. These kids will become your life. One day you'll quickly realize that food and these kids are the main reasons you're living.

"Auntie you're my best friend!!"

"Auntie can we do this? No, I want to do this!"
*starts to whine and cry* "Hey sister I have to go, here are your kids!"

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

See you auntie

Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.

Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.

by anonymous June 17, 2004