Asininestein

Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)

"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."

by Corpania October 8, 2009

ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

Asinafuthimanahahfoot

Definition of United States of America in single word.

"America can be defined in a single word, Asinafuthimanahahfoot." - Joe Biden

by Arishok April 26, 2022

Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

Ashington

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.

On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.

by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

assin' it up

Acting in a manner consistent with an ass (either a jackass or just an ass ass). Braying arrogantly and assishly. Producing excrement when one acts or speaks. See Donald Trump.

"I see Trump was on Twitter again in the wee hours, assin' it up!"

by SusieSweetCheeks November 17, 2016

asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021