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Astronomical

Something that is too big, extremely large, too much or that has been taken to a certain extent of point of view or perhaps no return.
“...Ladies and Gentlemen, the volume inside of this bus is ASTRONOMICAL. It is way too loud...” — @SnarkyMarky

“The disrespect is astronomical.”

“How much was that Paulina Rubio ticket?”

“Dude! That ticket price was astronomical.”

“Aren’t you going to buy the new game console at Best Buy?”

“No, the line last year was astronomical. Never again!”
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Astronomical Rap Facts

"Did you see the new Astronomical Rap Facts tweet?"
"Yeah it was an absolute banger!"
by Astronomical Rap Facts May 29, 2021
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astronomize

omg ur mutuals with astronomize? your so fucking cool marry me
by lmanburgboom July 20, 2021
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astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.
Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!
by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022
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Astrologist

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.
Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.
by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022
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astronomiaexpansotrilophobia

The fear of the vast expanse of the universe

*girl*: what is your fear?
*Man*: astronomiaexpansotrilophobia
*Girl*: what....
I have astronomiaexpansotrilophobia, which implies that i am afraid of the vast expanse of the unviverse
by Arafary April 15, 2023
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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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