Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.
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To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.
Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut
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Get the Astronaut Love mug.A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
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Often found in preflight briefing rooms whilst the rest of the crew have already departed.
Many have graduated magna cum lauda from the Uppercumbucca Flight Acadamy.
Often found in preflight briefing rooms whilst the rest of the crew have already departed.
Many have graduated magna cum lauda from the Uppercumbucca Flight Acadamy.
I had a great sim session with an Austranaut, he kept correcting the instructors mistakes, no pressure on me.
The captain was in touch with his inner Austranaut , everyone fell asleep during briefing.
The captain was in touch with his inner Austranaut , everyone fell asleep during briefing.
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Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice
Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
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