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Assentials

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.
by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011
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assmen

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.
Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart
by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003
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Assventure

to explore or venture in to ones ass , to enter ones buttocks in search of what ever peaks the searchers interest .
to participate in a Assventure , he or she must bend over and begin to explore ones anal area.
by a sneaky snake March 13, 2015
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assbently

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad
assbently gay as fuck dude
by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021
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assent

Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.
Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!
by von groovy August 27, 2017
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assmeltoe

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.
That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?
by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013
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assbent

Too be so offended over something that you look like a fool.

Usually happens when someone gets their feelings hurt on the internet (palringo, on a game, facebook, etc)
wow he sure is assbent over that!
by Pinky x October 25, 2014
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