assload

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

by Joe_23 May 30, 2013

chinese assload

A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women

"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"

"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

assword

Any of the made up words (including this one) that people have posted on urbandictionary.com that start with ass.

see: fuckwit for a general term describing people.

assblade, asspenis, assword.

by anotherasswordmaker August 17, 2008

Assloud

The art of breaking the silence in a group by being the only person drunk AND being a total asshole

John loves to get assloud when he doesn't have work. Which is why John doesn't have too many friends.

by Xaero002 September 22, 2012

assword

any of a group of vulgar or obscene words typically made up of four letters.
any of several short English words (often having 4 letters) generally regarded as obscene or offensive

asshole is an assword

by Andres436 October 13, 2005

asshorder

Someone who farts alot

You fart so much, you asshorder

by John stiglich October 15, 2006

Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009