assbeast

A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.

Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.

by SirLeche June 6, 2005

asshead

someone relly dumb, stupid or annoting

"no assheads allowed!!! that means you Milo!!! you asshead!!!" - - - the Oblongs

by abbi mazz April 10, 2003

asshead

The term a six year old will call a nine year old, in defense of being called a butthead. The opposite of an asset.

Asshead to be: "Get out of my room, your such a butthead sometimes!"

Butthead: "Oh yeah, well you're an asshead all the time!"

by Solid Orange August 6, 2010

Ass bead

The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)

Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!

That guy's a fuckin ass bead!

Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!

Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!

by inkyw February 4, 2004

Assbear

You gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you... but you only let one HUGE one rip.

And your anus burns for hours after that.

To see for yourself, eat all of this within 12 hours, sleep for the remaining twelve, and hold it inside for another two.
1) Vegetables of cabbages and peas
2) Chili
3) Ice-cream
4) Grapes
5) Mangoes without milk
6) More chili

by Aditya MJ May 17, 2005

Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.

sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.

by tedium March 16, 2005