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Midnight Abseiling

For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion
Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil
by maverick360 November 24, 2010
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assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.
The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.
by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003
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Assanging

Having unprotected sex with a random partner(s) a la the Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Raw dogging it. Having unprotected sex.
So I met these two Swedish girls at the club last night, took them both home I didn't have a rubber so I just started assanging it. I hope they were as clean as they looked.
by Game-Bitches December 8, 2010
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Visually assaulting

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.
Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.
by Burrywog February 3, 2010
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abseiling

Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.
"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."
by JBScopel April 17, 2008
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abseiling

Male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a dildo or houshold item into the anus; mirroring the movements of abseiling.
person: "hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it."
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"
by g0053 May 12, 2011
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Dutch Abseiling

When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.

A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.

The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.

2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
by The Dutch Monkey October 8, 2010
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