ass monkey

see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered

I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser

ass monkey by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004

ass monkey

a male having anal sex with another male

those 2 guys are ass monkeys

ass monkey by barnbasher September 15, 2005

Ass monkey

See also Rufus

Rufus is my favourite ass-monkey.

Ass monkey by Not Mr Canada Eh March 22, 2003

ass monkey

an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne

jem dakeyne

some other lucky buggers

ass monkey by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

ass monkey

One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.

In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.

Man, that guy can sure lift those boxes. Too bad he's an ass monkey when it comes to computers.

ass monkey by Squints August 9, 2004

ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.

"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)

ass monkey by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017

Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.

Oh fuck you, you ass monkey

Ass monkey by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018