A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.
by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008
Get the ass monkeymug. by bread infection December 28, 2005
Get the ass monkeymug. by josh November 19, 2003
Get the ass monkeymug. Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.
by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014
Get the Ass Monkeymug. by chris May 13, 2005
Get the ass-monkeymug. A very large, hairy ass usually attached to a male of the human or baboon species. Most of the time has pimples, or smells horrible.
by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb November 26, 2004
Get the Ass Monkey!mug. An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...
by MydKnight Darkling November 1, 2007
Get the ass monkeymug.