Lollererotic Asphyxiation

When someone lols so hard they get aroused. They might lol so hard they die from lollererotic asphyxiation

It is important to have a spotting partner when participating in lollererotic asphyxiation

by brody the brodes, dr martin June 29, 2009

gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.

More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

by chichioneputt April 7, 2011

auto erotic asphyxiation

Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.

They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!

by Tachikoma July 16, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Asphyxiate the Unicorn

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.

Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.

by UrbanD1CKtionary February 21, 2011

roboerotic asphyxiation

A rubber-handed robot that chokes you out for sexual pleasure. Mostly utilized by rich virgins, the deeply religious and various holy individuals too pure for sexual contact with a human. Not to be confused with Autorobotic Asphyxiation.

Robot Overlord: "Initiating Roboerotic Asphyxiation."
Man:

by Kim Jong Real February 4, 2014

Assblast Asphyxia

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.

Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.

by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009