The genie has arrived

This phenomenon occurs immediately after a person has taken a hit from a bong, pipe, bowl, apple or any apparatus that can be used to smoke marijuana. The sensation after exhale can produce feelings of euphoria, blankness or a clouding of the mind, and stupidity. Physical symptoms may vary.

That was such a big hit! The genie has arrived.

by Joisa February 1, 2010

Carrier has arrived

Carrier has arrived, phrase.

This is said whenever an unusually large person (fat, tonk, stronk or whatever) enters a room.
Even larger people may hear "Justice has come"

*Your mum enters the living room*
Everyone: Carrier has arrived.

Terry Crews enters the room
Crews: Carrier has arrived.

by theKingMage February 4, 2014

Whenever Colin arrives

When you know something will never happen.

Hey John will you help me do the dishes? yeah whenever Colin arrives!

by Boborob June 29, 2018

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

by RoJo75 December 13, 2020

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Fullmoon Arrival

When a man ejaculates on a elderly woman's freshly dug up body, on a full moon.

"Bruh- Did you see the obituary? Check the lunar calendar and grab the shovel, we're going to the cemetery! We're giving grandma a fullmoon arrival tonight."

by Xpi_Piper September 12, 2021

Vagina having whores have arrived

another term for Contraception

"The Vagina Having Whores Have Arrived, why don't life stop."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024