Archaeologist

Bones Gatherer.
People who go into the desert and scrape up bones.

Person 1: Oh did you see that archaeologist in the desert yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah he/they/she dug up some big bones.

by Awesome_dragon_booklover December 26, 2020

archieologist

Used when illiterate people try to pronounce archaeologist while public speaking at an Army Awards ceremony

David was an awesome archieologist in the performance of his duties

by ArmySouthWTF August 16, 2023

Urban Archeologist

Searching for modern and antique artifacts in an urban setting. Recycling these artifacts to people who need, want or collect them.

An Urban Archeologist finds treasures at storage sales, yard sales, estate sales, swap meets, thrift stores, and dumpsters.

by smokystover August 5, 2012

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019