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arkansas pile driver 

When u put your girl in a handstand and then proceed to put your penis in her and spin around
Omg, I never tried that Arkansas pile driver but now I'm hooked

Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus 

-noun

1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....

Arkansas Titty-bounce

when a woman over 300 LBs begins to hop excitedly about food.
i had my birthday at the bennigans down the street and my mom revealed my huge ice cream cake. everyone was calm except for some jolly ol' fat ass named betty 5 tables down. she began to perform an arkansas titty-bounce. i then proceeded to puke.

Arkansas Rack Attack 

When You cut of a lady's left Boob with a 1987 brand pair of scissors, Load it into a M79 Grenade Launcher and proceed to run around the neighborhood, shooting a left boob at people while shouting "skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun dun dun ya done now. Traditionally done while wearing a "Sexy Pennywise" halloween Costume
OMG... Did you see Billy out their!!! He was Arkansas Rack Attacking people.
Arkansas Rack Attack by BigOlFart November 9, 2017

Arkansas Bracelet 

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.
The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.

arkansas queef patty

The act of a girl shitting and queefing in your mouth while your eating them out
I just Arkansas queef patty this guy last night.