April 9th

National f*ck a ~friend~ day

Ace: Hey Scameron, it’s April 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by oglilscam420 April 1, 2021

April 9th

International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!

On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)

You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!

by Julián April 8, 2022

April 9th

national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone

hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better

by betterthenothers November 29, 2023

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 9th

April 9th 2021
The Incident

The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.

'Know what happened on April 9th?

by Forniteballs May 28, 2021

9th april

It’s national winifred day, squeeze your nan and tell her you love her

it’s 9th april run up wall nan

by guest67876 April 23, 2020

9th April

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

by k0rniy December 2, 2023