April 9th 

April 9th, national buy your boyfriend a T-shirt day. Show your love by buying him a T-shirt!

Girl, don’t forget April 9th is coming, we gotta get T-shirts!

April 9th by gobbledegook April 9, 2024

April 9th 

Your girlfriend has to show you her huge perfect boobs. *honk honk*

Hey it’s Dom and it’s April 9th show me your boobs!

April 9th by Balls54 April 9, 2024

april 9th 2009 

the greatest day ever because its faith’s birthday!

(i’m faith btw)

“did you know who was born on april 9th 2009?”
“no”
“loser”
dont be like them know my birthday and finally stop being a nobody! /j

april 9th 2009 by anonymous November 2, 2022

April 9th protocols 

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

April 9th protocols by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 9th protocols 

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

April 9th protocols by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 7th - April 9th 

April 7th - April 9th hug your friends day! 🫂 🤗

Well it’s April 7th - April 9th I’ll give Samantha a hug

April 7th - April 9th by CoolCucumber69420 April 7, 2021

9th April

The day where friends are allowed to hook up and never have to talk about it again

The 9th April is a friend-hook-up-day

9th April by lispie April 7, 2021