April 19th

National smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day

April 19th

Girl: “Why’d you smack my ass so hard?”
Boy: “it’s national smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day”
Girl: “oh, I kinda liked it.”

by Camilo Costa April 18, 2024

April 19th

national give someone 10$ if they are shorter than you day!!

bonus points if they are mexican and have red hair

user 1- omg he’s 5’5.5
*whispers it’s april 19th you know what that means*
user 2- i yes omg we must give him all our money for being so perfect 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

by duzafiizzzzzz April 19, 2024

April 19th

National pussy pic day.run up as many as u can

It's April 19th send me some pussy!

by xanmann April 18, 2020

April 19th

National pay your dues day

Treasurer: Hey its April 19th pay your dues for national dues day. Every broke Frat Guy: I don't care im not paying

by memelordforsure April 14, 2025

April 19th

April 19th is the day the most beautiful and kind girls are born. They r so strong and kind hearted it's amazing. They are literally the sweetest girlfriend you could have. Your not taking mine tho... 😠 anyways... They look super innocent.. Until you have an actual conversation with them... The moment u get comfy with them... They kinky asf!! Y'all may not do shit in the beginning but it'll just keep getting kinkier

Bsf: bro who's that girl ur talking to she's always so cute and innocent?

Me: oh yeah she to to totally is she was also born on April 19th
Bsf: 👀😏
Me: 👀😏
Me:but honestly tho bro she's literally the sweetest ever

by Mommys.lil.s1ut August 11, 2022

April 19th

National grab someone’s titties day

Person 1:*grabs tits*
Person 2: why’d you do that
Person 1: it’s April 19th
Person 2: oh yeah

by 2011 Honda Civic April 11, 2022

April 19th

The day Chad Brigham was born, Chad Brigham.

Chad Brigham: I was born on April 19th

by Hunjackso123 January 24, 2024