apparatus

thingy

"haha, you're going to help him test his APPARATUS!"

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

Man Apparatus

Any device used as a whole to do something manly and productive such as a penis or a bong.

"I'm thinking you should touch my man apparatus."

by FloggingMutton June 13, 2009

Deep impact man- jam apparatus

Male sexual reproductive organ

repeated insertion of the Deep impact man- jam apparatus may cause pregnancy and or enjoyment

by BigDaddy376 March 11, 2011

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by ROMOS November 5, 2006

Apperatium

The appetite or craving to tune your sense of hunger into a specific want or need. Such as when you smell the inside of a fast food featuring, and begin to develop acute characteristics to the food you then want.

Man when we passed that McDonald’s I got apperatium brewing bad. I need some McNuggets to the pronto game.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Apparatus

....Apple?

I ate an apparatus this morning i think lol

by S4MEEM September 10, 2020

Apparatus

A tool used in smoking, but not limit to tobacco. It can be a tube, a bottle and/or pipe.

Hey did you bring the Apparatus? The tube we connect to the pipe, so no residue hit our nose when doing hot rails. I left mine at John’s house.

by Harley Erickson February 4, 2022