Apologive

To give a present to someone as a way to make up for wronging them in some way.

"I was apologiving to my girlfriend last night for cheating on her with her mom, but she just threw the sexy panties back in my face!!!...That is the last time I ever apologive to that frigid bitch"

by smason November 12, 2009

apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

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World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.

by imaperson November 3, 2006

Apologizing

a sex act where the man stands in the tank of a toilet

Jared is apologizing to his mom

by ironsnowball September 3, 2018

appolojizz

To ejaculate/cum on/inside someone instead of appologizing.

Bill: Dude, is Lisa still mad cuz you did her friend?
Bob: Nah, she accepted my appolojizz

by Craymortz July 24, 2011

Muslim Apologist

1. A person who white washes Islamic violence by throwing out a distraction such as another religion when the subject is Islam.

2. A person who will call you racist or a bigot for talking about statistics involving Muslims.

Muslim Apologist:
Example 1: Yes Bob I agree ISIS,Taliban,Boko haram, Al Shabab, Al Qaeda, Al-Nursa are a problems but lets talk about KKK, they are Christians and they killed people at one point in time..

Example 2: You racist bigot how dare you talk Muslims! I may agree Islam is bad and seen Islamic terrorism chart being 90% of the worlds average but lets talk about the abortion bombing a few decades ago instead.

by Atheism is correct April 5, 2015

aLOLogize

–verb (used without object), -gized, -giz·ing.
1.
to offer a compassionate laugh, as for suffering or trouble

2.
to express sympathy or console by use of humor.

Gary aLOLogized with Denise after the death of her favorite stuffed dog.

by Nivush November 3, 2010

branyan apologist

The branyan apologist uses as many non-points as possible in the most amount of comment space and is impervious to self-contradiction. Someone that rambles, asks off topic questions as statements, never gives a straight answers, verbose but says nothing important. Never uses a brain to communcate.

He blogged all day like a branyan apologist and said nothing noteworthy confusing his audience with gibberish.

by Jimoeba January 31, 2018